It has come to my attention that sequels by established authors are considered a sure hit by the publishing industry.  As such, rather that writing a first book, I have opted to write Minataur Tails as a sequel to the award winning, best selling novel The Dragon Bound Quartet.  With The Dragon Bound Quartet’s established fan base and the consummate skill of its writer, Celli the Happy Go Lucky Celaphopod, Minataur Tails is sure to be a smash sensation and another epic milestone in the Dragon Bound series.  Of course, The Dragon Bound Quartet has yet to be published in the Earth vortex, but that has more to do with the temporal problems associated with having not yet been written than anything else.  But please, let that not dissuade you.  Even if you had read The Dragon Bound Quartet, the following manuscript would not be any more intelligible...