BrettRants

Bacon Is Overrated

Bacon dishes that I do not salivate over

• Bacon wrapped fillet mignon
• Th bacon part always sucks
• Bacon on salad
• It gets soggy
• Bacon on avocados
• With ketchup no less, as an appetizer
• No thanks
• Bacon with any sort of salad, mayonnaise, or dressing
• Get's soggy
• I can't help but think something else would be better
• Sausage, salami, anything
• Bacon stuffed meatloaf
• Why?
• Pray tell, why?
• Bacon stuffed hamburgers
• Oh, marketing.
• Bacon stuffed anything
• Sausage.
• Have these chefs not heard of sausage?
• Sausage is better.
• Bacon and onions
• Sausage is still better
• It just is
• Bacon Sprinkled Donuts
• You say I'm being silly.
• I say, just you wait and see.  It's coming.
• Maybe we should start a chain...

Bacon I Crave

• Freshly fried bacon
• Crisp
• Brown
• Still hot
• Crunchy
• Well drained
• But with a sheen of grease
• And plenty of it
• Yeah, so maybe we should start a chain selling this
• Brett's Bacon Bonanza
• Bacon!  Bacon!  Bacon!