The Suki Kamasutri: Queen of the Galactic Frontier

Eddie Takosori

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    After the Suki watch the Attack of the Klick’its, Return of the Klick’its, and the super spectacular Klick’its in 3D, Suki be the sort of hysterical.
    ‘I’m all astonishment.’
    Mister make the joke? Mister laugh at the Suki’s suffering? Suki understand why the Mister make the pilgrimage, now. He got the long way to go on his personal journey of the Bandi yaba-jaba blabber-jabber.
    You’re right. I’m sorry. I was being insensitive.
    That be the OK. The Suki forgive the Mister this the time.   Now, where the Suki be?
    She was explaining the root cause of her hysteria, I believe.
    Right! That be the it! See, after the only the few minutes of being with the Suki, the Mister’s listening skills comprehension go through the roof.
    If you say so.
    The Suki say the so. And she also say that after the first Ether be the over and the Suki think it be the safe to go the outside the ‘gain and look into the night sky, the second Ether in the midnight marathon begin and the Klick’it invasion start the all over the ‘gain from the very beginning. And then, when the second invasion be the over, the third start, and then the forth... They make the whole lot of those Klick’it Ethers, the Suki will the note, which be the sort of the strange on the account of the terribly low production value and they no never could be that the profitable. But then, the Suki suppose the Klick’it Invasion Ether satisfy the need.
    And what need would that be?
    It no be the obvious? The need to feel the alive, or at least, that be what the Suki hear the Ether critic the say. Which to tell the Mister the truth, at the first, the Suki no so much agree the with. Who want to feel the scared? But then, on the reflection, the Suki see the critic’s point.
    Yeah, well, I don’t.
    That because the Mister be the Contrarian Mister. But if he see the Ether then he know that watching the Klick’it break down the door and eat the spleen in all the gory detail be the real shocker. It set the Suki’s heart to the racing and have her gasping for the breath, her one and only thought being how she no want to die herself. So, the Mister see, in the retrospect it be the lot like the mental meditation, focusing the thought. Endless pain and suffering may be the Universe’s way of reminding the Suki that she still be alive. But it take being scared of the immediate impending dismemberment and the painful cruel death that make the Suki focus on how she best be able to stay that the way... the alive if the Mister no follow the ‘long. He get that glassy look in his eyes. But this be the important part of the Suki’s case history testimony tale of instruction, so the Mister Rule Infraction best be listening the good the here and now.
    As best I can, Miss Random Talker.
    The Mister say what he want, but this be when it become clear to the Suki that the Klick’it invasion be the imminent and it only be the matter of the time before the ‘Klick’it Come to the Planet Near the Suki!’ So, being the concerned galactic citizen that the Suki she be -- not to the mention, the proud owner of the spleen that that the Suki wish to keep alone to herself and intact -- the Suki rush to find the Brother Billy and discuss what the Suki assume would be the mutual interest in preserving and protecting the spleens and other tasty delicacy inner-organ whats not from the Klick’it menace. But once again, the Suki be the wrong.
    Shocking.
    The Suki have to the agree. But after the much insistence...
    And crazy talk. Just saying.
    The Suki going to ignore the Mister for the moment and simply advise the Mister that after -- what certainly seem like to the Suki -- of the many long weeks of heartfelt discussion in which the dangers of spleen eating Klick’it were repeatedly brought to the attention of the powers that the be and it be the clear that the powers that the be no prepared to do the nothing the ‘bout it, the Brother Billie finally agree to put Suki in charge of the Bandi Planetary Defense.
    So, you’re saying that you’re a government official?
    See, the Mister, he the listen. And now, he the understand.
    Oh, I think I’m beginning to understand.
    Do the Mister? Do he the understand? Do he the understand that the next week -- or maybe the few weeks the later -- the Midnight Ether Madness no be about the Klick’it, but rather be about the Zombie Plague return from the dead -- on the account of the bad food poisoning or the something. The Suki forget and no can exactly remember the details. Though, the zombie no hold the candle next to the Klick’it. The zombie no be half the terrifying as the Klick’it. But the point be, the zombie threat have the something to do with the bad meat food spoilage or the something, and though that no really be the big the concern on account of how the Bandi no eat the little more than the beans and the rice; the point be that in the no time, the Brother Billy had once the ‘gain abdicated his duties and put the Suki in charge of being the Food Sanin-natation Disposal Specialist.
    So, you started taking out the garbage?
    That what the Suki say. And it be the important job, but it also be the lot like the drudge work.
    You said it not me.
    But it just the next step in the Suki’s rise to the power.
    Oh?
    Yes, the oh? The Mister, the see? The Mister, the listen? The Mister, he the understand? Only the few weeks -- or maybe it be the few months, it really no make the difference -- after only the few more of the Ethernet triple plays weekend special that last the all the night -- and the Brother Billy, he give the Suki the ‘nother promotion. And well, after the hemming and the hawing and the much discussion and the negotiation, the Brother Billie agree to put the Suki in the charge of the... well, the pretty much the everything.
    Impressive.
    Oh, the Suki the know. It sound the good at the first. But it be the lot of the work. And at the start of her awesome rise to power -- and at such an early young age, the Suki might add -- her official duties consumed all of her free time. But soon enough, the Suki realize her latest promotion be just the empty words, like ‘The Universe be the illusion’ and all the other yaba-jaba Bandi blabber-jabber that the Brother the Billie be the so fond of the saying. In the end, it no mean the nothing. And so, the pretty the soon, the Suki realize the Brother Billy just be the yanking the Suki’s chain. But it be the OK and all for the best, because by the then, the Suki be the Queen of the Galactic Frontier on the account of the popular decree...
And maybe, just maybe, to keep the Suki quite for the few minutes, the Mister he be the thinking.
It like the Mister, he be the right there. But it no the matter exactly how the Suki come to ‘her awesome incredible stupendous the power, which must only be used for the good!’ The fact still be that she be the Spaceship Port Authority Food Quarantine Inspector and she be in the decided-definite need to see the ship stores...
In case I’ve got any uncertified candy or contraband chocolate on board?
It be the exactly! Or the ice cream. The Mister probably no see the commercial for the Comet Cones, but them Comet Cones sure do look the good and the tasty to the Suki. And better even now on the account that the CCs -- that be what the cool and the hip be calling the Comet Cones this the season -- well, those CC’s be coming in the handy to go packs, so there never be the need to ‘leave the orbit without them, never the ‘gain’.
    Sadly, I missed that commercial.
    Mister, he be the right. It be the sad. Maybe he no know, but some of the cooler-hipper way-out far and wild-cool pilgrims fudge on the rules the here and there and the Suki see them glancing at the wrist screen. Suki see them sneak the peak at the Ether or the stock view screen to check the financials during the meditation. And some of the super-cool, hip-chic pilgrims pop-daddy’s, they let Suki watch the feed with the them. And some of the really cool, gangster-hippy-hipster pilgrims, top daddy-O’s, they bring the candy to share with the Suki-O if the Daddy-O know what the Suki-o means-by-the-O?
    Sounds like contributing to the ‘Delinquency-O’ of a minor-O, if you ask the me-E-O.
    The Suki no the minor. She the major. She the principal Ether star. The Suki already tell the Mister this and she no like it when she to have to repeat herself. But what she no tell the Mister be how the Suki can put the good word in for him with the authorities that the be.
    Is that right?

Yes, the please!
More the Suki for me!