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Zodiac Signs

Not the Rant they want.

But the Rant they deserve.


Um, I really just sort of stopped working on this. I spent an hour on it... and I can't be bothered to refine it any further.

Please feel free to make of it what you will.


Cancer ↠ Snapping Turtle

Libra ↠ Honour & Justice

Aries ↠ Vampire

Taurus ↠ Minataur

Pisces ↠ Pieces of Eight

Scorpio ↠ Stars ↠ And All That Lies Beyond...

Aquarius ↠ Sex, Love, & Marriage

Sagittarius ↠ Centaur ↠ Pinball ↠ Technology ↠ Robots, Cyborgs, and AI

Capricorn ↠ Goats Eating Ivy ↠ Poison Ivy ↠ The Antidote ↠ Health & Medicine

Gemini ↠ Two Faced ↠ Lies ↠ Chaos & Change

Leo ↠ Lion to Liar (in three easy steps) ↠ False Heart ↠ Deceit ↠ Betrayal ↠ He Will Eat You!

Virgo ↠ The Harvest ↠ Fruit ↠ Barren of Young ↠ The End ↠ The Void


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